AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL ME NOW!
THIS SONG IS A CERTIFIABLE ABOMINATION!
If I ever hear it on the radio, I find myself launched
into an involuntary, sustained orgy of screaming that doesn't end until either somebody
turns off the radio, or I make myself puke.
Oh, shit. What an awful piece of
crap.
I sometimes think THIS SONG
IS THE
ANTICHRIST.
It is everything I hate about commercial music -- it's
worse than sappy, and there's a few sappy songs on this list -- Honey and
Wildfire, most notably -- but this one takes the cake, the plate and the
knife. Even the paper knife Frank Zappa's moron/flakes used to put the frosting
on. It's got it all -- dead kids, the insinuation of suicide, tears, bathos, bad lyrics, a castration-victim of
a singer. I don't care if Terry Jacks is personally saving the whales by
swimming out into the ocean and feeding them from his own breasts, at
this point in his life. He will never provide recompense to North America
for unleashing this musical turd on our defenseless souls and ears.
(no, no -- tell us how you really feel)
This song Hoovers. I hated it from the first time I heard it.
I'm convinced several bouts of spastic colon I've experienced in my life can be directly
attributed to my hearing this song in my youth.